Predictions for the Year Ahead, Based on Just Sorta Gut Feelings That I Have
-Insurrection 2.0 (they’re happy this time)
-Kardashians move into underground bunker compound mansion, brag on ig
-People begin to actually mourn the wicked (and everyone is like wait…???)
-Delivery robots have real human emotions and are capable of meaningful connection
-Lionsgate is doing La La Land remake (all new cast/director)
-Charli xcx stars in Ryan Murphy project and she’s actually really good
-Elon’s hologram goes on Hot Ones (is a lil bitch @ 2nd hottest)
-Gen Z embraces 18th century fashions/lifestyle trends (no pockets for women)
-Tesla War Rig (anyone can buy)
-Timothee Chalamet Champaign, Illinois press tour
-Jake Gyllenhaal Resurgence (mixed response)
-Kim K marries a Waymo
-Aliens make contact and they are NOT being coy about it this time.